never do these things cause and effect

1.never put baking soda and viniger together in food (it's effect is exsplodes on taste buds)
2.dont leave sugar out of a cake (effect: goes moldey (and yuck)
3.never jump off a cliff (effect:death)
4.don't give away all you're $ (effect: u become a hobo)
5.don't become a hobo (you do the 40 hour famine every day)